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I Can Explain Everything: Confessions of a Pet Capybara

I Can Explain Everything: Confessions of a Pet Capybara

Current price: $10.50
Publication Date: October 16th, 2017
Publisher:
Bratty Capybara Press
ISBN:
9780999397602
Pages:
202
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Description

Is there a 100-pound semi-aquatic South American rodent in your kitchen?

I am Dobby the Capybara, I live in the suburbs, and this is my story. Royalty is automatic among the world's largest rodents, but I am The Prince. Read the highly opinionated record of my downfall from pampered pet to grubby, corn-obsessed middle age.

This isn't "How to Capybara" anything, and the facts are a little bit mixed up. If you are interested in wild capybaras, don't look here I can tell you what's in my refrigerator, though, and where the off-limits birdseed is. I also discuss visitor expectations, explain discreet coprophagy techniques, and offer advice on forays into forbidden parts of the house. Grab a highlighter and take notes in case there is a poop quiz