Think Like a White Man: Conquering the World . . . While Black
Description
'This book rewarded me with dark, dry chuckles on every page' Reni Eddo-Lodge
'Hilarious . . . This original approach to discussing race is funny, intellectual and timely' Independent
'The work of a true mastermind' Benjamin Zephaniah
By following the White Man Commandments--namely, that winning justifies anything and everything--you too can achieve success beyond your capabilities.
With lessons on the value of shock and awe, putting compassion on the back-burner, and pretending racism doesn't exist, Think Like a White Man teaches you how to understand, overcome, and overthrow the White Man in the whiter-shade-of-pale world of work.
About the Author
Dr Boulé Whytelaw III is the Distinguished Professor of White People Studies at Bishop Lamonthood University, and the Deputy Vice Chair of the Centre for (Trying to) Understand White People (CTUWP). He has written numerous successful TV shows, including Good Cops, Good White Folk and Other Wild Fantasies, and Scientific Proof: The White Man's Ice Is Indeed Colder. Since dictating the thesis of Think Like a White Man to Nels Abbey, he has neither been seen nor heard from. Nels Abbey is a British-Nigerian writer and media executive based in London. This is his first book.